How I Keep Emptying My Wallet Every Time I Visit the Fuel Pump

Ah, the beloved fuel pump – where money seems to vanish faster than you can say “petrol”! Let’s dive into the comical ways to lose money.

Thirsty Monsters

First up, we have the guzzlers – those vehicles that slurp up fuel like it’s their favorite beverage. Whether it’s the flashy high-end cars that look stunning but drink fuel faster than you can say “tank up” or the old clunkers that only see the road when absolutely necessary, these thirsty monsters are a surefire way to drain your wallet faster than you can say “fill her up!”

Selective Hearing Syndrome

Ever noticed how petrol pump attendants seem to have selective hearing? You ask for Rs. 300 worth of fuel, and they hear Rs. 500. It’s like they have a special talent for mishearing the amount you specify. Maybe it’s time to start carrying around signs with the amount written on them just to make sure they get it right. After all, reading seems to be one of their stronger skills!

The Multi-Tasking Maestros

Have you ever observed petrol pump attendants in action? It’s like they’re creatures from another dimension with extra hands! While one hand is busy holding the fuel dispenser, the other is frantically pressing buttons, ensuring that your tank gets filled…but maybe not as much as you’d hoped. Beware of these multi-tasking maestros; they might just leave you with less fuel than you bargained for!

The Art of Distraction

And finally, we come to the masters of distraction – the ones who never let you see the number ‘0’ without a few other digits surrounding it on the display. If you’re in a rush, prepare to be bombarded with questions about payment methods, the age of your vehicle, or even calling you uncle, even if you are younger. Answer at your own peril, because before you know it, you’ll find yourself hypnotized into paying more than you intended. And as you drive away, you can’t help but hum along to the tune of “One two ka four” because, well, you’ve just been duped!

So there you have it – my hilarious misadventures at the fuel pump. Remember, when it comes to fueling up, always keep your wits about you…and maybe a few extra rupees in your pocket, just in case!

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